Allah, CREATED THE UNIVERSE FROM NOTHING

A Muslim was killed in a car accident and he arrives at the gates of
heaven.

St. Peter says: "I'm St. Peter. Welcome to Heaven."

The Muslim says: "Nice to meet you Peter but I'm a Muslim and I want
to
meet Mohammed.

St. Peter says: "Sure no problem. Climb up that ladder behind you and
you will meet Mohammed"

The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top and there is Moses.
Moses says: "Hi I'm Moses. Welcome to Heaven".

The Muslim is very excited. "Moses, it's such an honor to meet you.
But
like I told St. Peter, I'm a Muslim and I really want to meet
Mohammed".

Moses says: "No problem. Climb up the ladder behind you and you will
meet Mohammed." The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top, he
can't see anything but bright light. He sees this figure before him
and
asks: "Who are you?"

The figure responds - "I am God. Nice to meet you. Welcome to Heaven".
God walks over and shakes his hand. The Muslim is stunned - he can
hardly speak. He says to God: "Sir, it is such an honor to meet you -
I
can't believe it - this place is great. But I'm a Muslim and, no
disrespect intended, but I really want to meet Mohammed."

God says: "Ohh... You're here to see Mohammed. I see. No problem. Have
a
seat. Get comfortable. Can I get you some coffee or something to eat?"
The Muslim says: "I would love a cup of coffee." God yells into the
kitchen: "Yo Mohammed. 2 coffees!!!"